I am admittedly not very refined. I have the basic etiquette down, but I can’t guarantee I’ll always use them. You see, I’m all woman, but no one would call me a lady.
Generally, I can conduct myself in polite society without spilling my unfiltered self all over the unsuspecting masses, but every now and then I slip. On more than one occasion, following the appearance of my inner sailor, my dad has said a lady doesn’t talk like that. I’m thirty, married, with a kid of my own, but every time he says this I want to say:
Um…who said I was a lady?
Four letter words in my vocabulary are like spices in cooking. Sometimes you need a good fuck to get the right message across.
As a swearologist, I am curious (for those who curse), what is your word of choice? Let me know in the comments and for fun, show me a creative way you’ve used it.